Top seven rejected Daily Podvig Headlines

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Editor’s Note: We’ve received numerous inquiries (ok, one) about our lack of posts over the past two months and would like to let you know that we do care about you, dear reader, but none of the stories our staff came up with passed our organization’s rigorous editing process. We at The Daily Podvig are committed to bringing you the highest quality nonsense, so we will not be sharing these rejected stories today, just the headlines:

P.K. Embarrassed After Letting it Slip that Mom and Dad Wear Dresses to work

Oreo Cookies Determined to be Lenten, but Are They Food?

After years of lost noodles, COROC church switches to New Colander

Mormon health insurance denies claim for spiritual counseling; soul defined as pre-existing condition

Girl Tells Boyfriend He’s Convinced Her to be a Virgin Martyr

Aid Fund Established for Victims of Censer Injuries

Priest accuses bishop of corrupting parish’s altar boys after Vladyka tells popcorn-in-the-censer story

 

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